so explain again why im purple
no
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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