come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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