oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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