I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
