I puked a lego.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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