am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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