What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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