I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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