Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Damn victory sex feels great
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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