I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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