lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
