I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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