Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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