can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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