Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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