so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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