I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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