why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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