When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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