At least make sure they are 18
Why
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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