I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Randomize
