Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
