I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
oh god the rape fog is back!
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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