Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Randomize
