If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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