Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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