Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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