I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Shame - the story of my life.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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