He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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