Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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