They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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