So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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