what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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