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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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