This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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