Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
