Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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