Whod you bang
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It's like God shit irony all over that family
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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