My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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