On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You've changed since you got that strap on
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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