one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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