careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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