You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
