This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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