these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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