Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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