Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just gift wrapped bread.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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