I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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