Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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