hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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