i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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